(Source: summertimegoth)

tomrny:

psyducked:

when they let you cum inside

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i know my neighbors are so nice they always let me in their house

(Source: halfsleeper)

scatmancrothers: sparklescrotum: scatmancrothers: Look I’m a white person I use a credit card So racism against asians, blacks, hispanics and others is horrible and should stop, but racism against white people are okay? In that case, get the fuck back to my rice fields. tumblr user sparklescrotum weighs in fascinating

scatmancrothers:

sparklescrotum:

scatmancrothers:

Look I’m a white person

I use a credit card

So racism against asians, blacks, hispanics and others is horrible and should stop, but racism against white people are okay?

In that case, get the fuck back to my rice fields.

tumblr user sparklescrotum weighs in

fascinating

no:

segoli:

LMFAO makes fun music about partying and everyone is like “haha it’s so fun. those dudes have a wacky cool time and it’s harmless pop anyone can live!”

Ke$ha makes fun music about partying and everyone is like “wow clearly she is vapid and unintelligent and her music is awful and she is also awful”

I wonder why that is???

(I know why that is)

(it’s misogyny)

(that’s why)

Who the f likes lmfao

i have a doctor appointment tomorrow and idk im so nervous

1plus1chainz: IML AUGHING S OMUCH OMG THIS MAKES LITERSALLY ZERO SENSE LIKE ISTHE CUPBOARD TOOO LOUD WHEN HE OPENNS IT????H OW DOES TH AT HAPPEN OMG I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND

1plus1chainz:

IML AUGHING S OMUCH OMG THIS MAKES LITERSALLY ZERO SENSE LIKE ISTHE CUPBOARD TOOO LOUD WHEN HE OPENNS IT????H OW DOES TH AT HAPPEN OMG I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND

i’m startin 207 and this show is fuckin crazy as shit

im on season 2 of true blood and jessica & hoyt are so fucking cute together omfg

(Source: koochie-q)

(Source: hughjaynas)

viviannbonnie: this never gets old

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”